Well, fuck. Two ninth row tickets (outside of the eight rows in the pit) for the Def Leppard show in Detroit came on ebay for around $400 for the two together. Which is half the price the scalpers are looking for and the only close seats I've seen anywhere for that price for the Detroit show. Before I could even get through calling Mark to okay their purchase through "Buy it now" they were gone. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.